The Art of Taking An L

Taking an L can be a confusing, violent, heartbreaking experience. Sneaker Freaker is here to guide you through the seven stages of grief and help you move on to bigger, better Ws.

What? But you spent the entire week re-adjusting your moral compass to keep your karma in check. You've been smiling so much you developed vertigo. You threw dimes at your aunt’s GoFundMe and gifted some old Cortez to your bro. You even cross-checked your zodiac. Everything was in order. Surely there’s been a mistake...

Our advice?

Forget karma: it’s a bitch ‘cause it don’t exist.

You start feeling like your old self. You’ve stopped resenting people that copped the sneakers you missed. Their stocks have dropped online, plus the pair you glimpsed IRL don’t look so flash anyway.